Monthly Archive for November, 2005

My letter to a whackjob

On November 2nd I sent the following email to the nutjob at tencommandments.org not expecting a reply. (If you’ve no idea what I’m talking about go here)

My original letter:

“Physical or factual evidence must also be satanic as
I’ve seen none on your site. Even going so far as the
blatant fabrication of your own so called “Supporting
Documents.” Other posted articles are suggestive of
fabrication as well, as you make no citations of
reference. In fact rather than believe you have
anything valid to say, and the fact that your argument
displays a heavy reliance on poorly written rants,
confused religious prate, and an overall general
misanthropic sentiment, you have me believing that you
are in need of psychotherapy. I can only hope that
some member of your family cares enough to get you the
help you so desperately require.

In the meantime, best of luck in your fight against
rational thought. Hopefully one day we’ll be back to
publicly stoning adulterous wives and putting unruly
children to death.”

And Mr Robert T Lee’s reply:

“There won’t be any stoning. Its hell and the Lake of fire next time
around. Go any clue on how you will escape them?”

My reply:

“It shouldn’t be too difficult to escape figments of your imagination.”

And Mr Lee’s reply to my second attempt at being smarmy (11/15/2005):

“You are right; its not difficult to escape figments of the
imagination. BUT…..”

But what?

What’s the deal with shavers

Why does an electric razor have to be as loud as a UPS Truck cruising at highway speed? Why does a vacuum cleaner motor have to drown out the sound of a nuclear bomb going off? We really can’t invent anything better than loud ass (heavy) electromagnetic motors? I should be able to vacuum at 2AM but I don’t because I’m quite certain it will wake my neighbors and they’ll call the cops. I think we need to pull some of the scientists off of cancer research to get to the bottom of this. We have plenty of old people and chain smokers. I think it’s time we got off our collective asses and invented a quiet electric motor. Or I could just buy some disposable razors and a broom.

“God” as an excuse to screw your fellow man.

What do you get when you combine an average everyday christian sociopath with the powerful html editing power of MS-Notepad? This piece of shit. Skimming thru this fucktard’s prate you’ll be treated to such contradictions in terms as “Atheism is the ultimate of satanism” and the poignant “Atheism perceives the divine authorship of the TEN COMMANDMENTS, but refuses to admit that God is their Author.” Once I stopped going back and forth between feelings of general disgust and fits of uncontrollable laughter I fired off a salty email stating that his views are incongruent with mine and ultimately suggested that he seek the counsel of a medical professional. I eagerly await his reply.

Now, after reading thru a good portion of this nonsense. I’ve come to the conclusion that somehow while the rest of the world perceives atheism as a disbelief in the existence of gods, this mouth-breather thinks that atheists do believe in the existence of a god but are shunning Him just so they can worship satan and use the lord’s name in vain. He also seems to believe that the christian god is the original author of the ‘ten commandments’ although, last time I checked, similar tenets were mirrored in pretty much every other religion. Including those that predate judo-christianity. Maybe God just thought they were a good idea. I guess we should just count ourselves lucky that he’s one of the one’s that is too stupid to be dangerous. At least he’s not so delusional that blowing up the different mode’s of mass transit seems like a good idea. I guess it’s only infidels that ride the bus and not atheists. All in all, a sterling example of the tolerance and love that a religious moral code instills in its followers. And a good reason to be an atheist.