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Pimp my Ride UK, sucks.

Pimp my Ride UK sucks. The giant 40 year old white guy talking street host sucks (and only seems to come off as a rude prick when he tries to bring his tired ass corny jokes). The washed up, no talent, over 35, garage crew, sucks. Their 80’s hairstyle’s, suck. The mods, suck. The fact that the car in every episode is a tiny european hatchback, sucks. The shop owner’s huge motherfucking nose, sucks. The fact that they use the same theme music over the same intro with the same american cars and then tack a “uk” on the logo, sucks.

The UK version does little else but prove that the US version is complete and utter genius and that in the UK, people can keep a straight face while a 40 year old white guy flails his arms and uses words like “banging” and “bling” with absolutely no inflection. The UK doesn’t have a rapper with with nothing to do during the day that can host this show? It’s not like they’re recording songs. I can’t remember the last time I’ve even heard an english rapper let alone seen one. I guess any rapper that would lose out on a hosting job to a 6 foot tall, 150 pound, 40 year old white guy wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Nothing to Bitch About

watched that metallica documentary thingamagig today and while millionaires that whine bother me something fierce it was pretty interesting to see how a record gets made when your frontman is an egotistical ballsack.

lately ive been trying out anime and found that full metal panic is fairly entertaining to watch. i havent actually watched many animes so i have little to compare it too but i find once you get past the incredibly strange devices the japanese use as comic relief its not so bad. i have seen several episodes of dragon ball z and can safely say that it sucks hairy asses. maybe its meant for little kids after all but i only know full grown adult males that still live with their parents that watch it. I also stumbled onto a very strange japanese show called “oh! mikey” starring manequins. It’s about an american family living in japan. not sure if its brilliant satire or just plain bizarre but it is actually quite funny.

stay black yo